Camp Quantum

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Summer Starts Now.

A classified research camp for youth operators (ages 8–16).

Enrollment

12 SEATS

Per Timeline

Reactor Status

MOSTLY

STABLE

Badges

40+

Earnable Assets

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About the Facility

Founded in 1953 (and again in 2026 by accident), Camp Quantum serves as the world's premier unregulated youth development lab. We specialize in high-risk, high-reward STEM activities that the Department of Education explicitly asked us to "please stop."

Stamp of Approval VOIDED

Safety Rating GOOD ENOUGH

Facility Status Monitor v2.4

REACTOR CORE TEMP 82°Z

SLIME RESERVES 45%

Summer 2026 Course Load

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Visual Surveillance

Unauthorized screenshots will result in temporal reassignment.

Classified Operational Footage

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Camp Quantum vs. The Rest

Metric	Camp Apex Institute	CAMP QUANTUM
Safety Gear	Standard Goggles	Lead-Lined Onesies
Liability	Standard Waivers	Disappearing Ink
Chaos Level	None (Strict)	Authorized/High

The Lab is Open.Summer Starts Now.